"Lets take turns for now."
"Ok."
"Its my room. What enters is under my control as is what leaves. That is why I call it mine.
"Sometimes I delegate specifics to my trusted companion. She likes to poop on other people's lawns. I help her do it, taking the trusty green bags designed for the mission so as to remain friendly with the neighbor humans. They like her a lot. The feeling is mutual.
"She is a babe magnet. Don't tell my wife."
© 2012 Buzz Hill
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